- Sun, 13:58: Putting it all out there for @ladypjustice for #LPJ927 http://t.co/csauhEDwi5
- Sun, 15:04: RT @LOLGOP: I think the kids in the cloudy car next to me are having a libertarian moment before they go see Guardians of the Galaxy.
- Sun, 16:23: RT @LadyPJustice: Woot! @lizzwinstead planning LPJ’s #VToShiningV parties on 9/27. Join us at http://t.co/8uD78DczkQ #LPJ927 http://t.co/IC…
- Sun, 22:30: RT @colinpdempsey: You're Welcome :-) #NIN #TRENTREZNOR #JAZZ http://t.co/fBe1HAgsqL
- Mon, 09:48: OKCupid sent me three people I know this morning as suggestions of people to date. Is there a "quit meddling, Mom!" checkbox to click?
- Mon, 10:42: Remember that time a cop shot an unarmed white guy ten times and we were all "calm down, white people"? Oh, wait, right, doesn't happen.
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…