- Wed, 12:18: Is there a color swatch I can use to tell if I'm too brown to vote in GOP run states? "Cinnamon? Oh no, no vote for you!"
- Wed, 12:45: RT @LOLGOP: Your gay marriage ban is like the Oscar for Crash. Maybe someone thought it was an good idea in 2006 but it's embarrassing to d…
- Wed, 15:05: RT @LOLGOP: Patriot - n. someone who wears a flag pin while moving a corporation overseas to avoid taxes
- Wed, 17:51: RT @jesussaveyuo: Chronic materbaters, place your hand upon the screen and be healed!
- Wed, 17:53: #farts
- Wed, 18:30: Step 4: Apply the newly moistened towelette to the affected area in a vigorous manner.
- Wed, 21:31: The zipper broke on my favorite hoodie. I finally understand why the Amish refer to it as Satan's Seam.