- Wed, 12:18: Is there a color swatch I can use to tell if I'm too brown to vote in GOP run states? "Cinnamon? Oh no, no vote for you!"
- Wed, 12:45: RT @LOLGOP: Your gay marriage ban is like the Oscar for Crash. Maybe someone thought it was an good idea in 2006 but it's embarrassing to d…
- Wed, 15:05: RT @LOLGOP: Patriot - n. someone who wears a flag pin while moving a corporation overseas to avoid taxes
- Wed, 17:51: RT @jesussaveyuo: Chronic materbaters, place your hand upon the screen and be healed!
- Wed, 17:53: #farts
- Wed, 18:30: Step 4: Apply the newly moistened towelette to the affected area in a vigorous manner.
- Wed, 21:31: The zipper broke on my favorite hoodie. I finally understand why the Amish refer to it as Satan's Seam.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…