- Wed, 13:23: RT @LOLGOP: HELP,#TCOT! OBAMA TRICKED RUSH LIMBAUGH INTO TALKING ABOUT IMPEACHMENT! IS RUSH IN ON OBAMA'S PLOT? TRUST NO ONE. MEET ME IN TH…
- Wed, 13:41: I have the same amount of respect for radical Communist patriarchs as I do Scientologists and Chik-fil-a fans. #FuckStopPatriarchy
- Wed, 13:46: Hey states still denying gays the right to marry: wtf? Get with the program.
- Wed, 13:47: RT @Deanofcomedy: What Do Gazans Endure? A Palestinian Student Who Lost 2 Brothers, 4 Cousins Tells His Story http://t.co/86VyUvXUXX
- Wed, 14:26: RT @colinpdempsey: @djmrcurmudgeon is this a my little pony joke or something? I'm not judging you, only Jesus can judge a douchebag. Amen
- Wed, 22:21: A jar full of farts. #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:25: Drum circles #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:26: A Growing Pains Reunion Special #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:26: The G train after midnight #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:27: Complimentary airline headphones #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:31: Single ply truckstop toilet paper #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:37: The kids of the Duggar family #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:39: Belly buttons #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:39: Expired condoms made of swiss cheese #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:40: Comcast Customer Service #MoreUsefulThanCongress
- Wed, 22:43: RT @KCGibbons: Holy Christ on a cracker! *mind shattered* http://t.co/BvdY0Q6V3C #StarWars #IndianaJones #ITALLMAKESSENSENOW
- Wed, 23:06: Oddly Flickering Lights #NewSyFyOriginals @midnight
- Wed, 23:07: DORITONADO! #NewSyFyOriginals @midnight
- Wed, 23:09: Guy Fieri Vs Human Decency #NewSyFyOriginals @midnight
- Thu, 08:08: RT @Marmel: GOP lawsuit in eight words. http://t.co/uNd96zhZ8m
- Thu, 08:10: RT @NewBlackMan: Israeli shells hit second UN school sheltering Gaza refugees: http://t.co/fuiNxvP3cx, via @AJAM
- Thu, 09:45: RT @thekateblack: Eating a plum and my mouth made this obscene slurping noise at the same time as the cat made an identical noise while suc…
- Thu, 10:12: RT @JohnFugelsang: FOX News just asked Sarah Palin if she was worried about The Dow & she replied that she's not even Buddhist.
- Thu, 10:16: RT @hellolanemoore: Big thanks to @theskint for naming tonight's Tinder LIVE! show @thepitnyc a must-see thing! http://t.co/buNGfTCf1J
- Thu, 10:17: RT @LOLGOP: Rand Paul knows what it's like to be a minority. He's a white libertarian male who doesn't currently own a vaporizer.
- Thu, 10:54: RT @Deanofcomedy: George Zimmerman fired from his self-appointed security guard job http://t.co/IPsYGNYBgg via @dailykos
