My tweets

Wed, 13:23: RT @LOLGOP: HELP,#TCOT! OBAMA TRICKED RUSH LIMBAUGH INTO TALKING ABOUT IMPEACHMENT! IS RUSH IN ON OBAMA'S PLOT? TRUST NO ONE. MEET ME IN TH…
Wed, 13:41: I have the same amount of respect for radical Communist patriarchs as I do Scientologists and Chik-fil-a fans. #FuckStopPatriarchy
Wed, 13:46: Hey states still denying gays the right to marry: wtf? Get with the program.
Wed, 13:47: RT @Deanofcomedy: What Do Gazans Endure? A Palestinian Student Who Lost 2 Brothers, 4 Cousins Tells His Story http://t.co/86VyUvXUXX
Wed, 14:26: RT @colinpdempsey: @djmrcurmudgeon is this a my little pony joke or something? I'm not judging you, only Jesus can judge a douchebag. Amen
Wed, 22:21: A jar full of farts. #MoreUsefulThanCongress
Wed, 22:25: Drum circles #MoreUsefulThanCongress
Wed, 22:26: A Growing Pains Reunion Special #MoreUsefulThanCongress
Wed, 22:26: The G train after midnight #MoreUsefulThanCongress
Wed, 22:27: Complimentary airline headphones #MoreUsefulThanCongress

Thu, 08:10: RT @NewBlackMan: Israeli shells hit second UN school sheltering Gaza refugees: http://t.co/fuiNxvP3cx, via @AJAM
Thu, 09:45: RT @thekateblack: Eating a plum and my mouth made this obscene slurping noise at the same time as the cat made an identical noise while suc…
Thu, 10:12: RT @JohnFugelsang: FOX News just asked Sarah Palin if she was worried about The Dow & she replied that she's not even Buddhist.
Thu, 10:16: RT @hellolanemoore: Big thanks to @theskint for naming tonight's Tinder LIVE! show @thepitnyc a must-see thing! http://t.co/buNGfTCf1J
Thu, 10:17: RT @LOLGOP: Rand Paul knows what it's like to be a minority. He's a white libertarian male who doesn't currently own a vaporizer.
Thu, 10:54: RT @Deanofcomedy: George Zimmerman fired from his self-appointed security guard job http://t.co/IPsYGNYBgg via @dailykos