- Sun, 13:00: RT @KatraHigher: You're not edgy, you're just a soulless dick
- Sun, 13:41: Just say no. http://t.co/jf0mqRvHiM
- Sun, 14:04: I am putting this inside of me. http://t.co/GeJMcUvukl
- Sun, 14:08: Just heard Ace Of Base and Deep Blue Something playing at an outdoor flea market. It's 1996 in Astoria!
- Sun, 14:40: The GOP is really strict about how you use your genitals. #tcot http://t.co/t53vfaA1t3
- Sun, 14:42: I found what @colinpdempsey is getting for his birthday. #noballplaying http://t.co/NexsqAHybr
- Sun, 18:05: It's Cards Against Humanity time! With @katiecompa @thesuefunke and Carrie Gravenson. http://t.co/jS6ts9woix
- Mon, 09:04: Someone changed my start screen on Friday. I laugh every time. http://t.co/D3kg54nTlb
- Mon, 10:16: RT @missckc: Producers of @theviewtv plz watch me on @HLNTV at 2:30 today I am hilarious and perfect for your show and need you to hire me.…
- Mon, 11:05: RT @hellolanemoore: guys i just found out the best way to smoke pot and not get caught. be white.
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…
Mon, 14:46: RT @ mmpadellan: Ashli Babbitt was not a hero. She was a domestic terrorist. THE END.