- Sun, 13:00: RT @KatraHigher: You're not edgy, you're just a soulless dick
- Sun, 13:41: Just say no. http://t.co/jf0mqRvHiM
- Sun, 14:04: I am putting this inside of me. http://t.co/GeJMcUvukl
- Sun, 14:08: Just heard Ace Of Base and Deep Blue Something playing at an outdoor flea market. It's 1996 in Astoria!
- Sun, 14:40: The GOP is really strict about how you use your genitals. #tcot http://t.co/t53vfaA1t3
- Sun, 14:42: I found what @colinpdempsey is getting for his birthday. #noballplaying http://t.co/NexsqAHybr
- Sun, 18:05: It's Cards Against Humanity time! With @katiecompa @thesuefunke and Carrie Gravenson. http://t.co/jS6ts9woix
- Mon, 09:04: Someone changed my start screen on Friday. I laugh every time. http://t.co/D3kg54nTlb
- Mon, 10:16: RT @missckc: Producers of @theviewtv plz watch me on @HLNTV at 2:30 today I am hilarious and perfect for your show and need you to hire me.…
- Mon, 11:05: RT @hellolanemoore: guys i just found out the best way to smoke pot and not get caught. be white.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…