My tweets

Mon, 12:52: RT @congressedits: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Wikipedia article edited anonymously by US House of Representatives http://t.co/hkLmIa…
Mon, 14:17: RT @Katie_Speak: Need a hand with your social media, but can't hire someone full time? Contract with me --> http://t.co/uL9CLu4E4F http://t…
Mon, 16:27: RT @LOLGOP: If "When Harry Met Sally" came out today, Men's Rights Activist Harry would teach Sally how to fake an orgasm over Bubble tea.
Mon, 16:50: RT @joegarden: Druids be slipping. https://t.co/xaDRbuhI1T
Mon, 18:16: RT @natazilla: birth of a tweet http://t.co/BZZxleVITA
Mon, 18:20: Can someone get the polar vortex to drop in for a visit? I feel like I'm drowning with every humid breath.
Mon, 20:17: RT @Katie_Speak: This clause from the new MA #protectthezone bill might be fantastic. Thx, @MassGovernor & @marthacoakley! http://t.co/3cAP…
Mon, 20:17: RT @EWDolan: MO Gov. Nixon vetoes bill allowing schools to arm teachers http://t.co/h8JZCArUkA
Mon, 20:25: RT @AndrewDaar: ABORT! ABORT! MT @boldandworthy: NOT the Onion: http://t.co/GQv4egsmlA has teamed up w/ Robin Thicke to sell a "Get Her Bac…
Mon, 20:27: RT @LOLGOP: This anti-semitic rhetoric is unacceptable now let me tell you why I don't want these diseased immigrants in my state... #tcot

Mon, 20:28: RT @Marmel: Fact. #POTUS http://t.co/1Jl6gWC6Qc
Tue, 08:30: It is too god damned early to be hearing someone clip their nails at their cubicle. *burns building down*
Tue, 10:27: RT @LOLGOP: Maybe "We're too busy fighting gay marriage and birth control to worry about infrastructure and climate" isn't how you win over…