- Mon, 12:03: RT @EWDolan: NYC cop charged with attempted murder in drunken shooting of random strangers http://t.co/qcQjG55mNr
- Mon, 13:11: Overheard in the corporate elevator: "We only spent a few grand so it was a low key weekend." #FuckBankers
- Mon, 16:06: RT @clarkekant: Religion is like stuffing dollar after dollar into a broken Coke machine and having faith that some day it will work for yo…
- Mon, 16:06: RT @rstevens: I’m a poutine poutine princess
- Mon, 18:01: RT @colinpdempsey: How many @djmrcurmudgeon does it take to clean a bathroom? Zero, he doesn't
- Mon, 18:04: "@carriegravenson: @colinpdempsey @/me You guys even have the same twitter pic. Tell me you're not in love. TELL ME! http://t.co/V9xcoHDMsK"
- Mon, 19:12: RT @KatraHigher: Girl next to me: "I'm know I'm 23 but I'm supposed to be married in 2 years! I can't fuck around right now" Please walk …
- Mon, 20:36: Raw broccoli and quest cheese for dinner. Who the fuck am I?!?!
- Tue, 08:02: RT @CecileRichards: For women, the only controversy abt #birthcontrol is that it's 2014 & we're still fighting for this basic health care h…
- Tue, 08:05: RT @EmrgencyKittens: why yes, I have been working out. http://t.co/Zds1z1M1H5
- Tue, 08:08: RT @LOLGOP: IF YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO PAY FOR YOUR BASIC REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH CARE AND WORRY-FREE SEX LIFE, GET A PENIS. #tcot
- Tue, 08:13: So much for arriving early and getting through this eye appointment quickly. Muhrrrrrrrr.
- Tue, 08:40: Eyes are starting to dilate, vision quest beginning. @carriegravenson thinks my spirit animal will be a turkey, I'm guessing badger.
- Tue, 08:56: ...and no longer able to read. Should I see dragons yet?
- Tue, 09:56: RT @TUSK81: Fact check: Statistical analysis shows violence, not DACA, is causing children to flee Central America. http://t.co/O4b5ms2fCf
- Tue, 10:15: RT @CommonGayTweets: Friendly reminder that "famous" Vine user Curtis Lepore is a scumbag rapist http://t.co/w94lfsflPf
- Tue, 11:47: Kidney appt done. Had blood work done but he thinks I'm probably fine. *sigh of relief*
