- Thu, 12:00: #ClassicRapists would never listen to gospel music.
- Thu, 12:01: #ClassicRapists would never wear white after Labor Day.
- Thu, 12:01: #ClassicRapists love their mothers.
- Thu, 12:06: #classicrapists saw your favorite band 5 years ago in a bar you've never heard of.
- Thu, 12:09: #classicrapists prefer Masterpiece Theater and NPR.
- Thu, 12:44: RT @LOLGOP: BOSSES, YOUR EMPLOYEES MAY BE USING THEIR MONEY TO BUY BIRTH CONTROL. ASKING YOU TO FUND SOMETHING IMMORAL IS WRONG. STOP PAYIN…
- Thu, 12:47: #classicrapists prefer sheepskin to latex.
- Thu, 13:07: RT @_al_man: #ClassicRapists don't #recycle
- Thu, 13:09: #ClassicRapists choose JIF.
- Thu, 13:42: Distracting my brain would be a lot easier today if I were allowed to listen to music. Sigh.
- Thu, 19:23: RT @KatraHigher: Preferred granola bar of choice at local deli http://t.co/FcNgeLfWIu
- Thu, 19:52: RT @katethewasp: "Ugh I thought he texted back finally but it was a flash flood warning." - white women
- Thu, 19:59: I love when the power blinks during a storm. Not.
- Thu, 20:09: RT @MykaFox: I don't care if I have a good fourth of july, I just don't want anyone else to.
- Thu, 20:10: RT @Babeland_NYC: RT @LadyPJustice: YOU can be at the #LPJLaunch sponsored by @bust_magazine @Babeland_NYC @BlueNationRev! Tix --> http://t…
- Thu, 20:14: RT @alithea: say it with me: the experiences of others are valid even if they are not identical to your own.
- Fri, 09:33: Happy 2014th birthday Amurika! #playedoutjokes #JesusIsTheReasonForTheSeason #WarOnChristmas #tcot
- Fri, 09:41: It's weird how quickly a month just flies by. That might have been the best June I've had in a long time.
- Fri, 09:58: RT @SaraJBenincasa: I want to go down to #Murrieta and hold up signs that say BIENVENIDOS and give teddy bears to the kids.
- Fri, 11:26: I love living in a world where I rarely hear shitty radio personalities anymore. Rot in hell, Anthony.
- Fri, 11:37: RT @curlycomedy: 🎶And I'm proud to be an Americaaaan where at least I know I'm free...🎶 (Psst: you're English) http://t.co/hmnTy3f0ZT
- Fri, 11:37: RT @irin: Disturbing. RT @imillhiser: How has the Internet not provided an Alito meme yet? #HobbyLobby http://t.co/Hs2tcQN2Qw