My tweets

Sun, 12:36: Dear OKCupid: You make a fella feel loved with all the harassing emails to get me to hit on ladies. Maybe back off a bit, k?
Sun, 13:02: Fine summer, you win this round. You're pretty great today.
Sun, 13:21: RT @Katie_Speak: Local elections are SO IMPORTANT. The Englewood, NJ city attorney is standing behind their buffer. http://t.co/HFtzHQ0gdA …
Sun, 18:29: There was aboout ten minutes of cheering near Herald Square just now. Gay pride or World Cup, I'm not sure, but I love you NYC, regardless.
Sun, 18:31: RT @Politics_PR: NASA Uses a Shadow Network That’s 1000 Times Faster Than Your Internet http://t.co/g4k8SOCqlM #tech http://t.co/4sff75RaRj…
Sun, 18:36: Yesterday was ruined on account of a bleh meal but today was nearly perfect. Hopefully that's a trend for the week ahead.
Sun, 19:07: One of these days I will learn not to take the Q train on the weekend because it nevwr goes to Astoria. City probs.
Sun, 22:01: I have a sudden urge to play Magic The Gathering. Can someone give me a topical cream or poison? Thanks!
Mon, 07:40: Getting into the right mood today by listening to an ode to Wednesday Addams by @_mcchris on repeat. So. Damn. Great.
Mon, 08:19: Dear #SCOTUS, don't fuck this up today. You fuck ups. I'm glaring at you, Thomas and Scalia. #hobbylobby

Mon, 08:40: RT @Katie_Speak: Tell me again how my uterus isn't a political tool. #HobbyLobby #waitingforlyle
Mon, 08:41: RT @jesseberney: decision day decision day decision day decision day decision day decision day [throws up] decision day decision day decisi…
Mon, 08:41: RT @jamiekilstein: "I would like to apply to work at this pharmacy. Great, by the way, a little something about me, I don't believe in medi…
Mon, 08:45: RT @LadyPJustice: Don't forget: #HobbyLobby has plenty of company in this lawsuit. @jaeahjlee has the full list at @MotherJones --> http://…
Mon, 08:46: RT @LOLGOP: Bible is pretty clear on this. Your medical decisions should be made by God > Anthony Kennedy > Your boss.
Mon, 08:50: If #SCOTUS sides with #hobbylobby, I'll be at @biggayicecream at 5:30 drowning my rage with a salty pimp in my mouth. CC: @Katie_Speak
Mon, 08:52: RT @niais: What I find baffling, is this idea that you are "owned" by your employer is spreading.
Mon, 08:52: RT @ClinicEscort: Woke up late for Hobby Lobby day! Headed to SCOTUS with a quick sign, fast as Uber will carry me. #NotMyBossBusiness http…
Mon, 09:05: RT @Katie_Speak: FuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuckFuck #…
Mon, 09:05: RT @TheDailyEdge: BREAKING: Koch Brothers seek to acquire the 44% of the Supreme Court they don't already own

Mon, 09:16: RT @Katie_Speak: So glad #SCOTUS can issue this decision from the comfort of their 100-foot #buffer zone. #McCullen #HobbyLobby #fuSCOTUS
Mon, 09:17: RT @Olivianuzzi: you guys a theocracy would be so fun
Mon, 09:23: RT @ilyseh: Five men just decided that other men can decide whether or not we should get contraception. #HobbyLobby #SCOTUS
Mon, 09:37: RT @JohnFugelsang: I'm a conservative Christian shopping at #HobbyLobby so my $ can go to Chinese state-funded abortions.
Mon, 09:38: Well fuck #SCOTUS for fucking America without our consent.
Mon, 09:41: RT @Karnythia: A single payer system would stop all of this fuckery. Companies wouldn't get a vote in employee health care.
Mon, 10:22: RT @ACLU: Never before has #SCOTUS said employers can use their religious beliefs to deny employees a benefit they are guaranteed by law to…
Mon, 10:22: RT @AngryBlackLady: Ginsburg: "The Court barely pauses to inquire whether any burden imposed by contraceptive coverage requirement is subst…
Mon, 10:22: RT @AngryBlackLady: Ginsburg points out that court failed to inquire as to whether the mandate was a SUBSTANTIAL burden. #HobbyLobby
Mon, 10:23: RT @katiecompa: Not planning on getting pregnant until I can decide whether I want a boy or a corporation #HobbyLobby #SCOTUS

Mon, 10:24: RT @RaeBeta: If religion isn't adequate justification for medical neglect, why is it an acceptable excuse for reproductive coercion? #SCOTUS
Mon, 10:32: Now you have to research what religion an employer is before accepting a job there. Fuck #SCOTUS and #HobbyLobby
Mon, 10:47: RT @almightygod: I predict a lot of CEOs will be converting to Church of Christ Scientist to avoid providing any healthcare. #HobbyLobby #S…
Mon, 10:47: RT @leclemot: Thanks to the two Bush Presidencies, today's #SCOTUS is the boil on the butt of our democracy.
Mon, 10:49: RT @carriegravenson: Is this just a plot to make us make contraception out of popsicle sticks and pipe cleaners? That doesn't work! #SCOTU…
Mon, 10:49: RT @leclemot: Does a corporation have to prove they have religious beliefs. Does the corporation attend church??? #SCOTUS
Mon, 10:59: RT @TiredFairy: If you'd like to see literal hypocrisy in action, Hobby Lobby invests in contraceptive companies. Just let that shit sink i…
Mon, 11:11: RT @Marmel: I still sort of believe re: Ruth Bader Gibsburg, but after today, wonder if it's worth any risk #Scotus #HobbyLobby http://t.co…
Mon, 11:14: RT @LOLGOP: IMPORTANT: Nearly Every GOP Senate Candidate Embraces Personhood Laws That Could Outlaw Certain Forms Of Contraception
Mon, 11:16: RT @Tammy4Congress: #HobbyLobby ruling was the wrong decision. Women should make choices about their health care - not SCOTUS or their boss…

Mon, 11:16: RT @satiricalsmile: On my way to impregnate Hobby Lobby.
Mon, 11:22: RT @SCOTUS_Scalia: If Hobby Lobby had to cover birth control, what's next? Would the Burger King not be allowed to execute his wives for no…
Mon, 11:30: RT @FeministaJones: Should we womb-bearing cum dumpsters be brought up on charges for all of the fertilized eggs our bodies prevent from im…