My tweets

Mon, 12:15: RT @rezaaslan: John Kerry calls kidnapping of three Israeli teens "a terrorist attack." There you have it. Any crime potentially by Muslim …
Mon, 12:15: RT @rezaaslan: So a right wing anti govt couple who murders US govt agents not terrorists but Palestinian who may have kidnapped 3 Israelis…
Mon, 12:40: I can't be the only one who hears that ISIS is conquering Iraq and thinks Malory Archer has gone too far this time.
Mon, 18:39: The best part of inviting friends over is all the leftover cheese.
Mon, 21:50: RT @TeaPartyCat: Iraq is a mess, but we should blame Hillary for voting for the war, not the Bush administration who lied to get approval a…
Mon, 21:52: RT @AnthonyDeVito: All politicians are jerks except for the one I like!
Tue, 07:54: Thanks NYC for the guy who lanced his own arm cyst on the PATH train this morning. *vomits*
Tue, 10:37: RT @wagatwe: Starbucks free tuition comes at a cost http://t.co/ugCDNY0pDD
Tue, 10:37: RT @LOLGOP: An anti-Islamic subtext in #Benghazi hysteria? Next you'll tell me birthers aren't just into document verification. http://t.…
Tue, 10:45: RT @kept_simple: They captured Obama? RT @washingtonpost: The U.S. military has captured the alleged ringleader of Benghazi attacks

Tue, 10:46: RT @KagroX: Benghazi suspect somehow now leading Iowa Gop straw poll
Tue, 10:46: RT @LOLGOP: If they did catch a #Benghazi ringleader, the GOP has now spent 1.5 years making this look pretty impressive.
Tue, 10:56: RT @TheKatBurdick: Guys, I've won a lot of internets in my time. I would like to turn them in for several rubber dinosaurs and a chinese …