Sat, 22:02: Alright, I also fought the Third Reich in an alternate time stream circa 1964. Ending the global domination by the Nazis is important work.
Sat, 23:38: Nothing like the soothing sounds of your neighbors having awkward sounding shower sex after midnight.
Sun, 09:03: One day I'll stop wondering what life might have been like if he hadn't been an abusive addict. #RealFathersDayFeels
Sun, 11:35: RT @julieklausner: I'm going to buy ten Fudgy the Whale ice cream cakes that say Casey Kasem is Dead and give them to my dad.
