- Wed, 13:09: Because the GOP respects instruments of death more than women. #WakeUpWednesday @ladypjustice http://t.co/fVznF08a2S
- Wed, 16:52: Wait, HIPAA doesn't apply to the bartender at my local?! Fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
- Wed, 17:07: RT @rstevens: what’s the most popular chocolate at a rave? STROBELERONE please forgive me
- Thu, 01:00: RT @thewordy: *reactivates okcupid* *reads message* *deactivates okcupid* http://t.co/axgBdlNgGx
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…