- Sun, 14:18: Rolled in to #GovBallNYC just in time for Frank Turner. This may be the highlight of my day.
- Sun, 16:09: Damn it The Head And The Heart, you aren't supposed to give me feels. #GovBallNYC
- Sun, 18:18: Feels like a coming of age, indeed. #govballnyc #FosterThePeople http://t.co/eWVRXFITFA
- Mon, 09:44: How many times can a person click a nail clipper in their cubicle before I cave in their skull? You'll be shocked by the answer!
- Mon, 11:32: Identifying as a feminist on a dating site seems self-serving and gross if you're a dude. Can't you just be respectful?
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…