- Sun, 14:18: Rolled in to #GovBallNYC just in time for Frank Turner. This may be the highlight of my day.
- Sun, 16:09: Damn it The Head And The Heart, you aren't supposed to give me feels. #GovBallNYC
- Sun, 18:18: Feels like a coming of age, indeed. #govballnyc #FosterThePeople http://t.co/eWVRXFITFA
- Mon, 09:44: How many times can a person click a nail clipper in their cubicle before I cave in their skull? You'll be shocked by the answer!
- Mon, 11:32: Identifying as a feminist on a dating site seems self-serving and gross if you're a dude. Can't you just be respectful?
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…