- Thu, 12:11: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Attention: I'm listening to Phil Collins doing "Against All Odds." I'm having all the emotions. This is a safe space, r…
- Thu, 12:13: RT @KenJennings: If we weren't meant to put jumper cables on our nipples, then why do I have one red one and one black one
- Thu, 12:30: RT @Tormny_Pickeals: u have giant dildo used as weapon in your video game, & u wonder why women dont play em? real women use small, discree…
- Thu, 13:08: RT @mollyknefel: Playing a game w my 4th graders where 3 kids try to make class laugh & they have to keep a straight face. Girl: "YOU PEOPL…
- Thu, 16:13: RT @KatraHigher: Going to burn down the internet and then light myself on fire. Goodbye. http://t.co/arKPbtX9Uy
- Thu, 18:07: RT @commiegirl1: unaccountably, @SaraJBenincasa turned down proposed hed "Slate Can Do Sex With Itself Right In The Ear." She's weird. http…
- Fri, 08:52: I just want a pre-concert nap, asshole teens fighting in the street downstairs. *sigh* http://t.co/BPshv6vtjW
- Fri, 09:22: RT @SarahThyre: Free Advice Friday: Don't wipe while wearing chunky jewelry.
- Fri, 09:25: RT @JohnFugelsang: Happy National Donut Day, the one day a year Americans eat too many donuts.
- Fri, 09:35: RT @SaraJBenincasa: In which I tell @slate where it can put its anti-YA garbage. http://t.co/THy1hdytqU via @happynicetimes
- Fri, 10:34: Anyone else going to Governor's Ball this weekend? I need help burying @colinpdempsey in the mud.
