Thu, 12:11: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Attention: I'm listening to Phil Collins doing "Against All Odds." I'm having all the emotions. This is a safe space, r…
Thu, 12:13: RT @KenJennings: If we weren't meant to put jumper cables on our nipples, then why do I have one red one and one black one
Thu, 12:30: RT @Tormny_Pickeals: u have giant dildo used as weapon in your video game, & u wonder why women dont play em? real women use small, discree…
Thu, 13:08: RT @mollyknefel: Playing a game w my 4th graders where 3 kids try to make class laugh & they have to keep a straight face. Girl: "YOU PEOPL…
Thu, 18:07: RT @commiegirl1: unaccountably, @SaraJBenincasa turned down proposed hed "Slate Can Do Sex With Itself Right In The Ear." She's weird. http…
