- Mon, 16:31: RT @EmrgencyKittens: This is true. http://t.co/ITnokFFafM
- Mon, 16:34: Walked in work bathroom, caught adult man with whisper quiet vibrator brush apparatus violently plunging in his mouth. Time to clock out.
- Mon, 17:55: In a gay roadhouse bar drinking black cherry cider and rocking to Tom Petty. Like you do.
- Mon, 17:58: It's girly cider time! #ilovenyc #FreeFalling #Rockbar http://t.co/PfzoTwh0R6
- Tue, 09:55: RT @SelenaCoppock: I bet that more former NFL players would sue the league over concussions if they could just remember what a lawyer is.
- Tue, 11:51: RT @MattyIceAZ: I can only imagine how the GOP would have reacted to all of Lincoln's deserter pardons. #Bergdahl
- Tue, 11:52: RT @leclemot: Top GOP candidate for governor led birther effort in Arizona http://t.co/wKviXHcquB via @motherjones
Tue, 04:33: RT @ MikeDrucker: hahahahahahahahahaha this is like that naming a star thing where it doesn't really do anything and nobody…
Mon, 11:28: I want no details on who bought https://t.co/yQDGBhQPRi and directed it in the most delightful of ways.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…