- Mon, 16:31: RT @EmrgencyKittens: This is true. http://t.co/ITnokFFafM
- Mon, 16:34: Walked in work bathroom, caught adult man with whisper quiet vibrator brush apparatus violently plunging in his mouth. Time to clock out.
- Mon, 17:55: In a gay roadhouse bar drinking black cherry cider and rocking to Tom Petty. Like you do.
- Mon, 17:58: It's girly cider time! #ilovenyc #FreeFalling #Rockbar http://t.co/PfzoTwh0R6
- Tue, 09:55: RT @SelenaCoppock: I bet that more former NFL players would sue the league over concussions if they could just remember what a lawyer is.
- Tue, 11:51: RT @MattyIceAZ: I can only imagine how the GOP would have reacted to all of Lincoln's deserter pardons. #Bergdahl
- Tue, 11:52: RT @leclemot: Top GOP candidate for governor led birther effort in Arizona http://t.co/wKviXHcquB via @motherjones
Wed, 12:49: RT @ DougJBalloon: Our model now shows a 90% chance that Nate Silver is a moron. Wed, 12:53: RT @ LuxAlptraum: You know that…
Tue, 13:56: RT @ LightsCameraPod: The Norm Macdonald "moth Joke," one of the greatest jokes every told on television. https://t.co/daC9oPVPsU…
Mon, 04:45: RT @ ParkerMolloy: Please start taxing churches.