- Sat, 13:54: @KatraHigher
- Sat, 14:08: Hippie Rolls? You can buy joints here? #Astoria #Legalization #HighTimes #pizza http://t.co/mpfM7Zp2IB
- Sat, 14:52: Nothing like the smell of the garbage sweat stains on the sidewalk as the sun hits them, releasing the smell of rot & blechhhhhh. #ilovenyc
- Sat, 15:01: Walking into a Deal$ feels like the worst idea 30 seconds after entering. Every. Damn. Time.
- Sat, 16:00: The ice cream truck song: Ameeica' theme song to diabetes and summer fun!
- Sat, 17:14: RT @mkramer: Would you rather fight one Garrison Keilor-sized duck, or 100 duck-sized Garrison Keilors? http://t.co/qGv7PKlA5g
- Sat, 17:22: My ex-friend @colinpdempsey just found out I died and it's his fault. You'll never believe what happens next! http://t.co/THeC4eK9U2
Wed, 03:58: RT @ TinySnekComics: 🤔 https://t.co/l6qBC022Rn
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…