My tweets

Wed, 12:49: I shouldn't have gone outside at lunch, now I don't want to be inside.
Wed, 13:22: RT @Buck65: This is the age of useless things being done beautifully and efficiently.
Wed, 14:13: RT @Katie_Speak: Does your state shackle prisoners WHILE they're giving birth?? Probably. Check out @TheMamaFesto in @Cosmopolitan --> http…
Wed, 14:37: Has anyone checked on #Santorum since PA declared gays could marry? Someone should go by his house, just in case.
Wed, 16:23: #Santorum spotted at the local pet store, keeping you monsters from marrying all the gerbils.
Wed, 16:42: Romancing The Misandrist #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithMisandry
Wed, 16:43: Misandry Jones And The Temple Of Misandrists #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithMisandry
Wed, 16:44: Bridges Of Misandry County #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithMisandry
Wed, 16:45: Passion Of The Misandrist #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithMisandry
Wed, 16:46: Ace Ventura: Misandry Detective #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithMisandry

Wed, 16:47: RT @KenJennings: @julieklausner @CarvelIceCream if you want to see Cookie Puss just go into a dark bathroom with a candle and say "Cookie P…
Wed, 17:32: RT @NathanFillion: Just had a nice chat with Cdr. Swanson of the ISS. First time I've spoken to a Browncoat in orbit.
Wed, 18:56: Don't Tell Mom The Misandrist Is Dead #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithMisandry
Wed, 19:57: Every year at this time I think "Man, next year I should follow hockey! Hockey is fun to watch!" Our of sight, out of mind. Next year maybe!
Wed, 20:02: Sorry NBA fans, I'm never going to care about your sport. College basketball, maybe. Definitely bored by pro basketball.
Wed, 22:52: BJ Blazkowicz > Jack Bauer
Wed, 23:06: Batman V Board Of Education #BetterBatmanSuperman @midnight
Wed, 23:09: Robin: Men In Tight Shorts #BetterBatmanSuperman @midnight