My tweets

Tue, 13:50: RT @TUSK81: I'm cackling. RT @igorvolsky Judge recommended by Santorum & appointed by Bush just ruled that PA's gay marriage ban is uncons…
Tue, 14:12: Oh good, the top cop in NYPD doesn't acknowledge that weed is decriminalized already. Sigh. http://t.co/8JbdKUP53L
Tue, 15:49: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1993, the final episode of "Cheers" aired. SPOILER: Turns out, Norm was dead the entire time!
Tue, 17:13: RT @MikeDrucker: Tripped and then dramatically looked back at the sidewalk so everyone knew it couldn't possibly be my fault.
Tue, 19:05: President Palmer was the first black president I actually cared about.
Tue, 19:30: RT @Katie_Speak: "If we want people to be able to tell their own stories, we [as allies] must provide the space," @lizzwinstead #ccawards14
Tue, 21:53: Dear white guys: please stop calling other people "dawg", you never don't sound stupid when you do that.
Wed, 00:01: I can't wait for the next Dune novel. #UndateableBecause @midnight
Wed, 00:02: I enjoy Counting Crows still. #UndateableBecause @midnight
Wed, 00:04: I'm still making jokes about Lost. @midnight #UndateableBecause

Wed, 00:15: #UndateableBecause This guy: http://t.co/E19X9NLSW3 @midnight
Wed, 08:22: Anyone have some good news to share this morning? *crickets*
Wed, 09:28: It's Fleet Week in NYC so tip your waitress extra because a lot of those guys won't. America!
Wed, 10:42: RT @TheOnion: Sad Man Tears 2 Bananas Off Larger Bunch http://t.co/s6KcyFp2cV
Wed, 10:45: RT @BenariLee: It's funny. When the Army wanted me to deploy, they had NO issues getting me scheduled for medical appointments.