My tweets

Thu, 13:58: A great piece by @lizzwinstead for my Missouri friends. Your legislature hates women, kids. Sorry. http://t.co/XC5xb5ugFs
Thu, 14:11: Science giveth reasons to whine and science can taketh away. Gluten! http://t.co/P3AvdThpIM
Thu, 16:52: That moment when you can't remember the last time a rat on the subway platform was vaguely startling. #nyc
Thu, 17:31: RT @LadyPJustice: Some good news! MT @txindyjourno: NH House Passes Clinic Buffer Zone Bill http://t.co/ATI8Mp9vDv via @rhrealitycheck #Pro…
Thu, 20:18: I, for one, hope that all ten million idiot #tcot #Benghazi idiots show up in DC tomorrow. Twitter will be so quiet.
Fri, 06:15: I had a dream that today was a day without white people. *wistful sigh*
Fri, 06:28: RT @Tormny_Pickeals: i made a more realistic monopoly where the top hat & car start with all the property &all the "get of jail free" cards…
Fri, 07:32: I may have exceeded the daily dosage for Fleetwood Mac's Gold Dust Woman this morning. Should I feel euphoric and see dragons?
Fri, 08:11: Speaking of phallic @KatraHigher, why do we have donuts that we literally call Long Johns? http://t.co/4KkYSuxT8G
Fri, 09:58: RT @devbost: Tens of #OperationAmericanSpring dudes trying to find each other by walking up to strangers and saying "Hail Hydra!"

Fri, 10:15: Weird how people who typically hate brown skinned folks would go with #OperationAmericanSpring for their bogus "rally".
Fri, 10:45: RT @thekateblack: While cleaning the kitchen, I realized Zuul is not the worst thing you can find in an NYC fridge.