- Wed, 14:20: I'm making "I'm too Murtaugh for this shit" a thing.
- Wed, 20:58: *cough23,445cough* CC: @colinpdempsey @ThreesGame @jrizzo #PissingContest http://t.co/rR0mmrYSDY
- Thu, 06:44: Dear brain: I've got enough complications in life without you creating more, jerk.
- Thu, 09:18: #TBT http://t.co/J4dX9PNRvV
- Thu, 11:52: RT @PPMO_Advocates: HB1307 is wrong for MO and wrong for women. Tell @GovJayNixon to veto HB1307 RIGHT NOW. http://t.co/vHz2NHbI0U #moleg
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.