My tweets

Sat, 12:08: Installed my air conditioner today so I'm pretty much ready for bed. See you all tomorrow after 19 hours of sleep!
Sat, 12:08: RT @Marmel: This is Paul Ryan (@Pryan) not understanding what "Stuffing the bird" means. @randyprine http://t.co/swFyQKApyO
Sat, 13:08: RT @EWDolan: Kansas Republican slams Kochs for trying to cripple state ’s growing wind power industry http://t.co/Rc8fIHMdF1
Sat, 15:31: Spending the afternoon playing Star Wars pinball in my pajamas is the most adult thing I want to do today.
Sat, 16:02: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1960, Bono was born. He still hasn't found what he's looking for (a copy of the book "How Not To Be A Pretentious …
Sat, 23:41: RT @julieklausner: Still can't believe that Lorne Michaels added Barbara Walters to the cast bc he thinks she is a woman of color. She is n…
Sun, 10:15: RT @Tormny_Pickeals: hi its me, the white guy who confuses acknowledging my privilege with losing my fundamental rights.i got my dick stuck…
Sun, 10:50: Am I supposed to wish every mother I know a happy mother's day? Just my mom? What about the single mom's I've dated? So complicated.