- Fri, 12:40: RT @Buck65: Ate good food made by a bad person. I don't know how to feel.
- Fri, 13:11: RT @Tormny_Pickeals: patton oswalt's "deleted tweet" jokes didnt actually prove people got upset about "nothing". i wrote a thingie abt it …
- Fri, 13:34: I am in need of free cake.
- Fri, 13:40: Apparently celebrating Masturbation Month at the office is "inappropriate".
- Fri, 14:14: If people don't fight racism/sexism/transphobia, then these things never stop. Fights w/social justice advocates for lulz distracts only.
- Fri, 14:23: Make whatever jokes you like but know that someone smarter/wiser/more clever may dissect why you're an idiot. That's Twitter.
- Fri, 18:10: #FF @_mcchris whose infectious song Wednesday has been stuck in my head all day.
- Sat, 03:25: Got sidetracked on my way home from BK. 4 hours later, sitting in a diner having laughs at 4:30 am. Good times! #ilovenyc
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…