- Fri, 12:40: RT @Buck65: Ate good food made by a bad person. I don't know how to feel.
- Fri, 13:11: RT @Tormny_Pickeals: patton oswalt's "deleted tweet" jokes didnt actually prove people got upset about "nothing". i wrote a thingie abt it …
- Fri, 13:34: I am in need of free cake.
- Fri, 13:40: Apparently celebrating Masturbation Month at the office is "inappropriate".
- Fri, 14:14: If people don't fight racism/sexism/transphobia, then these things never stop. Fights w/social justice advocates for lulz distracts only.
- Fri, 14:23: Make whatever jokes you like but know that someone smarter/wiser/more clever may dissect why you're an idiot. That's Twitter.
- Fri, 18:10: #FF @_mcchris whose infectious song Wednesday has been stuck in my head all day.
- Sat, 03:25: Got sidetracked on my way home from BK. 4 hours later, sitting in a diner having laughs at 4:30 am. Good times! #ilovenyc
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.