- Fri, 12:40: RT @Buck65: Ate good food made by a bad person. I don't know how to feel.
- Fri, 13:11: RT @Tormny_Pickeals: patton oswalt's "deleted tweet" jokes didnt actually prove people got upset about "nothing". i wrote a thingie abt it …
- Fri, 13:34: I am in need of free cake.
- Fri, 13:40: Apparently celebrating Masturbation Month at the office is "inappropriate".
- Fri, 14:14: If people don't fight racism/sexism/transphobia, then these things never stop. Fights w/social justice advocates for lulz distracts only.
- Fri, 14:23: Make whatever jokes you like but know that someone smarter/wiser/more clever may dissect why you're an idiot. That's Twitter.
- Fri, 18:10: #FF @_mcchris whose infectious song Wednesday has been stuck in my head all day.
- Sat, 03:25: Got sidetracked on my way home from BK. 4 hours later, sitting in a diner having laughs at 4:30 am. Good times! #ilovenyc
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…