- Sun, 16:04: Dear torrential rain: thanks for waiting til I got home but can you go away so as to not ruin my evening? Thanks.
- Sun, 16:06: RT @reverse_unicorn: OKC or petfinder: will he keep me up all night with his incessant howling and bad gas?
- Sun, 16:06: RT @reverse_unicorn: OKC or petfinder: sure he seems well behaved but are you certain he won't try to hump my pillows to exhaustion if I br…
- Sun, 17:52: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Depression feels like the exact inverse of an orgasm, and it lasts all damn day.
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…