- Sun, 16:04: Dear torrential rain: thanks for waiting til I got home but can you go away so as to not ruin my evening? Thanks.
- Sun, 16:06: RT @reverse_unicorn: OKC or petfinder: will he keep me up all night with his incessant howling and bad gas?
- Sun, 16:06: RT @reverse_unicorn: OKC or petfinder: sure he seems well behaved but are you certain he won't try to hump my pillows to exhaustion if I br…
- Sun, 17:52: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Depression feels like the exact inverse of an orgasm, and it lasts all damn day.
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
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Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
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Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
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