- Fri, 12:34: RT @Buck65: Onions are like assholes - they make me cry.
- Fri, 12:52: How long til this bio teacher is at Sumner? Heckuva job, KCK! http://t.co/dyyHPtEA2U
- Fri, 13:30: Bananas, cucumbers, butter spray, medium salsa, duct tape
- Fri, 14:42: Congrats to @waynecoyne, racist dumb ass of the day! Wonder if he's cool w/ his pal's mom's death penalty stance too. http://t.co/7fwhQDpZml
- Fri, 17:21: This week has been stupid. Let's all agree to have a better one next week.
- Fri, 17:55: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Austin, TX is the only person in her family who knows how to read.
- Sat, 08:44: RT @lamIamlam: THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARASITIC ONYX PYRAMID AND NOW IT CONTROLS OUR THOUGHTS
- Sat, 08:48: The day is lovely and full of possibility! *continues lazy iPadding in bed*
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…