- Fri, 12:34: RT @Buck65: Onions are like assholes - they make me cry.
- Fri, 12:52: How long til this bio teacher is at Sumner? Heckuva job, KCK! http://t.co/dyyHPtEA2U
- Fri, 13:30: Bananas, cucumbers, butter spray, medium salsa, duct tape
- Fri, 14:42: Congrats to @waynecoyne, racist dumb ass of the day! Wonder if he's cool w/ his pal's mom's death penalty stance too. http://t.co/7fwhQDpZml
- Fri, 17:21: This week has been stupid. Let's all agree to have a better one next week.
- Fri, 17:55: RT @SaraJBenincasa: Austin, TX is the only person in her family who knows how to read.
- Sat, 08:44: RT @lamIamlam: THEY PAVED PARADISE TO PUT UP A PARASITIC ONYX PYRAMID AND NOW IT CONTROLS OUR THOUGHTS
- Sat, 08:48: The day is lovely and full of possibility! *continues lazy iPadding in bed*
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…