- Mon, 12:37: RT @Buck65: Hot, emotionally-unavailable singles!
- Mon, 19:04: I am far too happy about being able to climb three flights of stairs without a cane for a 32 year old man.
- Mon, 21:17: Ray Stantz suffered years of PTSD after the battle with Gozer. No one ever talks about that.
- Tue, 10:32: I forgot how annoying it is to have my eyes dilated. Why are there magazines in the dilation waiting room?
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…