My tweets

Sat, 13:14: Only one high five for this goodie today. Step it up, NYC. http://t.co/oX3lBSeetj
Sat, 13:51: If you need us, Slimer and I are going to inhale some food and hit up @modernpinball for a few hours. LIKE A BOSS.
Sat, 14:18: I would never want to be famous because I'm terrified of the sort of person who might be my number one fan.
Sat, 15:42: Honing my pinball skills so that one day a woman will love me for more than my beard.
Sat, 16:02: RT @janinebrito: .@nycHealthy inspector shutting @StrandSmoke for 20 days?! @Costa4NY & @MelindaKatz, stop this cuz Local Business + BBQ = …
Sat, 16:02: RT @janinebrito: @djmrcurmudgeon right?! #Astoria needs to stand up for @StrandSmoke c'mon, @Costa4NY & @MelindaKatz!
Sat, 19:04: So you think Venkman ever invited Ray and Louis Tully over for smores?
Sun, 03:59: Dear body: it's 5 am on a Sunday. You do not need to be awake. Sigh.