- Sat, 13:14: Only one high five for this goodie today. Step it up, NYC. http://t.co/oX3lBSeetj
- Sat, 13:51: If you need us, Slimer and I are going to inhale some food and hit up @modernpinball for a few hours. LIKE A BOSS.
- Sat, 14:18: I would never want to be famous because I'm terrified of the sort of person who might be my number one fan.
- Sat, 15:42: Honing my pinball skills so that one day a woman will love me for more than my beard.
- Sat, 16:02: RT @janinebrito: .@nycHealthy inspector shutting @StrandSmoke for 20 days?! @Costa4NY & @MelindaKatz, stop this cuz Local Business + BBQ = …
- Sat, 16:02: RT @janinebrito: @djmrcurmudgeon right?! #Astoria needs to stand up for @StrandSmoke c'mon, @Costa4NY & @MelindaKatz!
- Sat, 19:04: So you think Venkman ever invited Ray and Louis Tully over for smores?
- Sun, 03:59: Dear body: it's 5 am on a Sunday. You do not need to be awake. Sigh.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…