- Sat, 13:14: Only one high five for this goodie today. Step it up, NYC. http://t.co/oX3lBSeetj
- Sat, 13:51: If you need us, Slimer and I are going to inhale some food and hit up @modernpinball for a few hours. LIKE A BOSS.
- Sat, 14:18: I would never want to be famous because I'm terrified of the sort of person who might be my number one fan.
- Sat, 15:42: Honing my pinball skills so that one day a woman will love me for more than my beard.
- Sat, 16:02: RT @janinebrito: .@nycHealthy inspector shutting @StrandSmoke for 20 days?! @Costa4NY & @MelindaKatz, stop this cuz Local Business + BBQ = …
- Sat, 16:02: RT @janinebrito: @djmrcurmudgeon right?! #Astoria needs to stand up for @StrandSmoke c'mon, @Costa4NY & @MelindaKatz!
- Sat, 19:04: So you think Venkman ever invited Ray and Louis Tully over for smores?
- Sun, 03:59: Dear body: it's 5 am on a Sunday. You do not need to be awake. Sigh.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…