My tweets

Fri, 12:18: RT @thelindywest: Internet trolls are a deliberate arm of the status quo, who terrorize women into silence & conformity: Exhibit 1,046. htt…
Fri, 12:52: I've had so many salads this week that I'm enjoying them for lunch. #StockholmSyndrome
Fri, 17:33: Thank goodness they didn't go with the plot where Walt tries his own supply. http://t.co/buFtNxBcBX
Fri, 18:07: A month of shipping shenanigans but I finally have the new @_mcchris album. Should've just stalked him… http://t.co/1JPtHr6kqx
Fri, 18:11: RT @TheDailyEdge: High on crack, Mayor of Peoria caught having a three-way w/Rob Ford & a donkey. Just kidding. http://t.co/QLimcMOBs4 http…
Fri, 20:33: .@BadAssKid I got a 2nd degree burn on my face FROM HEAT AND SUN for my 16 frames of Spiderman. http://t.co/rP8jG9R9mu
Fri, 20:58: Why do we have a special shirt for beating your wife, boots for kicking shit but no clothes for good grades or winning at Carcassonne?
Fri, 21:00: RT @Katie_Speak: Why would I eat real food when there's Ben & Jerry's?
Sat, 10:35: I suppose it's a beautiful day outside. I guess I should go out and enjoy it, right? LIFE IS HARD.