- Thu, 12:37: I barely make good decisions about how my body should function. I definitely am not qualified to make those decisions for a woman.
- Thu, 14:30: I took the Which Disney Hero are you quiz and failed.
- Thu, 18:40: Thanks @UPS for providing a helpful website for me to leave instructions on how to deal with my package for your drivers to ignore. Ugggggh.
- Thu, 19:15: Clearly no one told #Bundy that he has to use @PRyan's approved list of code language. Real Amurikan Hero! #tcot CC: @allinwithchris
- Thu, 19:56: SPA CASTLE! Did that get your attention? http://t.co/EsqvSfnAIX
- Thu, 20:27: Let me tell you one more thing I know about the ignorant white: they're always a republican. #tcot #Bundy
- Fri, 10:02: Wine + Indiana Jones was a brilliant plan last night except for doing it at 12:30 am alone. Oops.
- Fri, 10:36: RT @Marmel: BREAKING: Cliven Bundy to speak at Kansas Graduation. "We can give up seats for the honor," said most everyone complaining befo…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…