- Thu, 12:37: I barely make good decisions about how my body should function. I definitely am not qualified to make those decisions for a woman.
- Thu, 14:30: I took the Which Disney Hero are you quiz and failed.
- Thu, 18:40: Thanks @UPS for providing a helpful website for me to leave instructions on how to deal with my package for your drivers to ignore. Ugggggh.
- Thu, 19:15: Clearly no one told #Bundy that he has to use @PRyan's approved list of code language. Real Amurikan Hero! #tcot CC: @allinwithchris
- Thu, 19:56: SPA CASTLE! Did that get your attention? http://t.co/EsqvSfnAIX
- Thu, 20:27: Let me tell you one more thing I know about the ignorant white: they're always a republican. #tcot #Bundy
- Fri, 10:02: Wine + Indiana Jones was a brilliant plan last night except for doing it at 12:30 am alone. Oops.
- Fri, 10:36: RT @Marmel: BREAKING: Cliven Bundy to speak at Kansas Graduation. "We can give up seats for the honor," said most everyone complaining befo…
Tue, 08:56: RT @ MaxHomo: Hannah Gadsby describing Dave as a man who "gets 20 million dollars to process his emotionally stunted partial world…
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…