- Tue, 12:47: Uber: for those occasions when you need the douchiest cab company on Earth. http://t.co/Gr98dbij9D
- Tue, 18:24: What's the polite way to tell someone singing on the train to themselves that their voice makes Jesus want to punch them?
- Tue, 20:45: RT @JamesWCoker: #myNYPD http://t.co/shS2Y6HmNc
- Tue, 20:47: RT @mollyknefel: That's me reaching towards my brother (and @CSMuncyPhoto on the ground) #myNYPD http://t.co/4MiTKWOB14
- Tue, 22:43: There is no God. Sorry everyone. http://t.co/qRrNR1YQ28
Thu, 10:51: RT @ itskristofer: what if god came down to earth and said “it’s pronounced jod” and left
Tue, 14:39: Some people should take drugs. Or take fewer drugs. https://t.co/BTTBfQGLw3 Wed, 11:26: This is an adult woman that…
Mon, 10:44: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: There have been plenty of all-male everythings throughout all of our lives and yet no one asks “are they…