- Tue, 12:47: Uber: for those occasions when you need the douchiest cab company on Earth. http://t.co/Gr98dbij9D
- Tue, 18:24: What's the polite way to tell someone singing on the train to themselves that their voice makes Jesus want to punch them?
- Tue, 20:45: RT @JamesWCoker: #myNYPD http://t.co/shS2Y6HmNc
- Tue, 20:47: RT @mollyknefel: That's me reaching towards my brother (and @CSMuncyPhoto on the ground) #myNYPD http://t.co/4MiTKWOB14
- Tue, 22:43: There is no God. Sorry everyone. http://t.co/qRrNR1YQ28
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…