- Sat, 13:38: Mmmmmmmmm... #burrito #foodporn http://t.co/9bRCjLxBFx
- Sat, 14:23: It's a gorgeous day for social media-ing from a bench outdoors. I can pretend like I'm part of the human race without joining it!
- Sat, 17:38: Deep in the Fortress Of Nerd I tude (10 feet in the front door) http://t.co/9Jp2hOL3wK
- Sat, 17:49: Anyone have an old Macintosh with a 5 1/4" drive? #FortressOfNerditude http://t.co/XxvqQ5mMuV
- Sat, 17:52: Auspicious company on this shelf... http://t.co/0izuitRZjr
- Sat, 20:52: Secret confession: I still really love @CountingCrows and put Mrs. Potter's Lullaby and Einstein On The Beach on loop regularly.
- Sun, 09:13: RT @thekateblack: That's why I prefer cinnamon rolls. // RT @darrylayo: Gender rolls come in one flavor: patriarchy
- Sun, 10:59: Happy Easter kids! http://t.co/2fGH6Umdo9
- Sun, 11:22: Way to rub in your win carriegravenson with that jig! https://t.co/98Dmm0nBZv
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…