- Fri, 13:26: RT @LadyPJustice: #FF our #HobbyLobby team! @creekandcave @FrankConniff @amy_kersten @djmrcurmudgeon @joyellenicole @LeahBonnema http://t.c…
- Fri, 13:54: Someone should explain to Lorde that there's nothing glamorous about George Brett except his pants crapping style.
- Fri, 14:23: RT @KagroX: Should Chick-Fil-A be closed today?
- Fri, 18:28: Even when it's winter in April, I still love you NYC. #ilovenyc http://t.co/GpzheZgrpY
- Sat, 01:18: For the record, dancing in short bursts is totally fine. Dancing for 4-6 songs? Oof. Out. Of. Shape.
- Sat, 01:19: Sober me buys snacks randomly that he never gets around to eating. Drunk me loves that dude because he leaves great snacks in the cabinet.
- Sat, 11:30: Maybe I should get out of bed at some point today. Maybe.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…