- Fri, 13:26: RT @LadyPJustice: #FF our #HobbyLobby team! @creekandcave @FrankConniff @amy_kersten @djmrcurmudgeon @joyellenicole @LeahBonnema http://t.c…
- Fri, 13:54: Someone should explain to Lorde that there's nothing glamorous about George Brett except his pants crapping style.
- Fri, 14:23: RT @KagroX: Should Chick-Fil-A be closed today?
- Fri, 18:28: Even when it's winter in April, I still love you NYC. #ilovenyc http://t.co/GpzheZgrpY
- Sat, 01:18: For the record, dancing in short bursts is totally fine. Dancing for 4-6 songs? Oof. Out. Of. Shape.
- Sat, 01:19: Sober me buys snacks randomly that he never gets around to eating. Drunk me loves that dude because he leaves great snacks in the cabinet.
- Sat, 11:30: Maybe I should get out of bed at some point today. Maybe.
Wed, 03:58: RT @ TinySnekComics: 🤔 https://t.co/l6qBC022Rn
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…