- Thu, 18:40: Shit, I just caught myself humming along to Hootie in the RiteAid. It was nice knowing you all. *swallows all the bleach*
- Thu, 19:57: RT @CuteEmergency: When you type okay, but accidentally put olay. http://t.co/GsWtprDHt6
- Fri, 07:54: Even though she has faded into the background, it still feels good to occasionally say "Fuck @SarahPalinUSA."
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…