- Thu, 18:40: Shit, I just caught myself humming along to Hootie in the RiteAid. It was nice knowing you all. *swallows all the bleach*
- Thu, 19:57: RT @CuteEmergency: When you type okay, but accidentally put olay. http://t.co/GsWtprDHt6
- Fri, 07:54: Even though she has faded into the background, it still feels good to occasionally say "Fuck @SarahPalinUSA."
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…