- Tue, 13:15: Me to The Universe: WTF bro? The Universe: *shrugs, sips a Coke*
- Tue, 19:10: If you are advocating for the destruction of the IRS, I hope you realize that you're an idiot. #TaxDay #tcot
- Wed, 05:56: Guess what? Nerds determined that the rich have controlled the country since Reagan. We're screwed! http://t.co/5vIMoPuFrZ
- Wed, 06:31: This ice and snow business is some bullsheeeeeeeeeeeeit. http://t.co/b8S6ol2gkQ
- Wed, 08:12: HBO, calm down with the Game Of Thrones promotion. Snow in April is too much!
Tue, 04:33: RT @ MikeDrucker: hahahahahahahahahaha this is like that naming a star thing where it doesn't really do anything and nobody…
Mon, 11:28: I want no details on who bought https://t.co/yQDGBhQPRi and directed it in the most delightful of ways.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…