- Tue, 17:53: This poor little fella needs to find a home. http://t.co/PyqBK6uWbY
- Tue, 20:51: The woman that tames me will have to accept the road I travelled to get here as well as the awkward dork I became.
- Tue, 21:47: It's as if @JoeMande read my mind on Macklemore. Initially dug but now? Ugh. Give me a @SageFrancis album instead. http://t.co/kxclqfCpvK
- Wed, 09:10: Returned from vacation to the return of mandatory overtime. Yay! *dies*
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
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Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…