- Wed, 12:50: It's totally normal to consider doing laundry on a day off from work as relaxing. Stop looking at me like that.
- Wed, 13:46: I love how I tweetbait the rightwing crowd all the time and get no bites but I complain about rich people buying elections & I'm a libtard.
- Wed, 13:48: Worse, they're all so formulaic that I don't even want to waste any clever Koch/Cock comebacks on them. LE SIGH!
- Wed, 13:59: UR A RETARD! LULZ! #CleverRightWingTweets
- Wed, 14:00: Quit sucking MSNBC's dick libtard! #CleverRightWingTweets
- Wed, 14:00: GO BACK TO KENYA! #CleverRightWingTweets
- Wed, 14:01: Something about Soros and @WarrenBuffett being evil and libs being retards! #CleverRightWingTweets
- Wed, 14:02: *yawn*
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