- Wed, 12:50: It's totally normal to consider doing laundry on a day off from work as relaxing. Stop looking at me like that.
- Wed, 13:46: I love how I tweetbait the rightwing crowd all the time and get no bites but I complain about rich people buying elections & I'm a libtard.
- Wed, 13:48: Worse, they're all so formulaic that I don't even want to waste any clever Koch/Cock comebacks on them. LE SIGH!
- Wed, 13:59: UR A RETARD! LULZ! #CleverRightWingTweets
- Wed, 14:00: Quit sucking MSNBC's dick libtard! #CleverRightWingTweets
- Wed, 14:00: GO BACK TO KENYA! #CleverRightWingTweets
- Wed, 14:01: Something about Soros and @WarrenBuffett being evil and libs being retards! #CleverRightWingTweets
- Wed, 14:02: *yawn*
Sun, 18:52: RT @ JasonKander: My liberal friends and I talk mostly about sports. Pete, your “real American” friends sound lame. Mon,…
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…