- Tue, 12:41: The lettuce and tomato on my Cool Ranch tacos count as salad, right?
- Tue, 17:48: RT @KarenKilgariff: I'm so overwhelmed by the amount of unopened mail on my counter I decided to pretend I'm house-sitting
- Tue, 19:06: Wait, so how has Obamacare been a failure? Does simply saying something failed make it true, regardless of facts? #tcot #FoolsEveryDay
- Tue, 19:43: Should you notify someone if you have an erection for more than 4 hours without the aid of medication? Asking for Sting.
- Wed, 07:49: I could have slept in this morning. Whose body woke him up at 6:30 anyway? I guess I should be productive now.
- Wed, 09:46: Congratulations Koch brothers, you can openly buy every election in the United States. You fucks. #slowclap #SCOTUS #BuyAmerica
- Wed, 09:46: RT @LOLGOP: Racism is dead. Classism AGAINST the rich is the real problem. - The Roberts Court