My tweets: darksoul

Sat, 12:40: When filling out forms and it comes to race, I can never find the "Pasty Sasquatch" box.
Sat, 13:21: RT @TheDailyEdge: #ImNotALiberalBecause I'm willing to believe what any Koch-sucker tells me http://t.co/7HaLlegnNP
Sat, 13:22: RT @Katie_Speak: Things escorts in "safe blue states" hear. #protectthezone RT @LAforChoice: A passerby was shocked that we get antis in LA…
Sat, 21:45: Apparently my Hobby Lobby contraceptive method is anal. I prefer to not have my boss dictate my bedroom games though. http://t.co/sfJMnFA05E
Sat, 21:47: RT @AndyRichter: CONSTIPATED? Oh, yeah? Well, go fuck yourself. I'd be thrilled with constipation. Constipation would be a vacation
Sat, 22:24: RT @TheDailyEdge: #ImNotALiberalBecause liberals don't believe in traditional marriage the way my third wife and I do http://t.co/Rg8ipgzwFW
Sun, 09:40: Pro tip: if you want me to be neurotic and insane, trigger my ability to feel unwarranted guilt at the drop of a hat.
Sun, 09:54: Why do movies associate ghosts with static on the TV? Were there a rash of ghost attacks in the 70's after Carson was over?
Sun, 10:19: Discussion of the "what if" of Hobby Lobby winning on @MHPshow. Secretly hope someone brings up the LPJ video. http://t.co/QF7X2QLzNm
Sun, 10:20: RT @LadyPJustice: #Nerdland! Have you taken the "Which #HobbyLobby birth control method are you?" quiz via @BuzzFeed @LadyPJustice? --> htt…

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