- Thu, 14:07: I can no longer watch March Madness because they think alligators are amphibians. Thanks @ncaa!
- Thu, 15:33: Just checking in, Fred Phelps is still dead, right? It wasn't an Internet hoax? He isn't just dead inside, right? #FredPhelps
- Thu, 15:35: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Turns out, God HATES the "God Hates Fags" guy.
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…
Mon, 18:21: RT @ MikeDrucker: I guess the only microchip Bill Gates couldn’t plant… was love https://t.co/9RGNwtqoxv