- Thu, 14:07: I can no longer watch March Madness because they think alligators are amphibians. Thanks @ncaa!
- Thu, 15:33: Just checking in, Fred Phelps is still dead, right? It wasn't an Internet hoax? He isn't just dead inside, right? #FredPhelps
- Thu, 15:35: RT @Disalmanac: UPDATE: Turns out, God HATES the "God Hates Fags" guy.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…