- Mon, 12:01: Who has a spare whacking stick I can borrow for Whacking Day?
- Mon, 14:52: I was so excited to order som shirts from @BlueBoxTees but they apparently shipped them to a bad address and have no customer support. :(
- Mon, 15:54: Dear @USPS: Disconnecting me from your 800 number EVERY TIME must be a new customer service technique that I've yet to learn.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…