My tweets

Sat, 12:06: I ain't needing to know nothing bout wimenz bodies that ain't in The Bible! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:09: My parole officer doesn't know I'm here today! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:12: I am legally required to notify you that I am a sex offender and I have recently moved into your neighborhood. #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:14: I loved the Boston Celtics when they were the last white NBA team. #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:14: Washington Redskins fan #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:21: I'll never have a healthy relationship with a woman! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:29: Jesus was white for a reason! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:32: The only black man I ever loved was a Jewish carpenter AND HE'S DEAD YOU HEATHENS! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:49: God only made white people in His image. That's why my ego is so fragile. #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 12:53: Because I have a right to pretend I'm marginalized due to my skin color and my house in the suburbs. Amurika! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns

Sat, 13:05: I was promised there would be fried chicken and Coors at this march! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 13:10: I've never understood what "irony" means. #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 13:14: I always lost at Yo Mama fights. #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 13:37: People care about my opinion on Reddit. #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 14:13: Wait, I'm Italian. Can I still be here? #WhiteMenMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 14:15: Being cis AND white is such a burden. LIFE IS HARD. #WhiteMenMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 14:17: RT @KatraHigher: "I don't know who I am ever since women started getting closer to equal rights bc I thrived on my power over them"#WhiteMa…
Sat, 14:19: Because these are the only things I've got going for me in life. #WhiteMenMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 14:43: IT'S THE MOTION OF THE OCEAN!!! #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 14:54: #ff @Katie_Speak because anyone targeted by #ProLifeActionLeague is probably doing something right with their life.

Sat, 14:59: JUGGALO4LYFE #WhiteManMarchProtestSigns
Sat, 15:31: Best Buy carries the hippest new gear! http://t.co/Cl8Gsnfu1R
Sat, 15:53: Oh hey there sexy, I almost didn't see you standing there. #Empire #ESB http://t.co/PuI6g3OMmA