Fri, 12:52: Ine time @JFly99 saved a bus full of children from seeing Robocop. #ff
Fri, 12:53: Thank goodness @curlycomedy favorites my tweets. It's the only reason my Klout score is over 50. #ff
Fri, 12:58: I would never cannibalize @jrizzo if we were trapped on a desert island because her body is 83% beer. The other 17% is cheese & sausage. #ff
Fri, 13:05: He always warns me to stop eating whole blocks of cheese but damn it @mikesapptweets, they're just so delicious! #ff