- Fri, 12:23: I fear the day when @ACynNarc reveals to the world that I actually have dance skills. I may have to kill her.
- Fri, 12:37: Kansans don't seem to understand that Sam Brownback doesn't care about children, women or the poor. God bless courts! http://t.co/j70HyeOSSU
- Fri, 13:14: "All day I dream about spreadsheets" is not nearly as catchy with the kids as the original Adidas from Korn.
- Fri, 13:22: I wish I knew what I did with my rewrite of Van Halen's Panama that was about the movie Cannonball Run. :(
- Fri, 16:38: Who is buying me a drink tonight?
- Fri, 21:06: Something tells me I am not the sort of person that Tinder ladies are looking for.
- Sat, 07:48: RT @andrewkucz: Won 34 mil in the March 1st Powerball ! Giving $1,000 to everyone who retweets this http://t.co/BK5ZAz6uDw
- Sat, 09:53: Great, I just fell into the Toynbee Tile black hole because of FB and remembering seeing one in KC a thousand years ago.
Thu, 12:16: RT @ GailSimone: I don't think you can be a true Star Wars fan if you don't know who Revan is. https://t.co/gq2AISD33K Thu,…
Thu, 09:15: RT @ TheDailyShow: “We’re not dealing with bad apples, we’re dealing with a rotten tree.” Trevor addresses Daunte Wright, Caron…
Wed, 08:38: RT @ ParkerMolloy: I make fun of certain Times columnists for writing variations of the same article over and over, but this is a…