- Fri, 12:23: I fear the day when @ACynNarc reveals to the world that I actually have dance skills. I may have to kill her.
- Fri, 12:37: Kansans don't seem to understand that Sam Brownback doesn't care about children, women or the poor. God bless courts! http://t.co/j70HyeOSSU
- Fri, 13:14: "All day I dream about spreadsheets" is not nearly as catchy with the kids as the original Adidas from Korn.
- Fri, 13:22: I wish I knew what I did with my rewrite of Van Halen's Panama that was about the movie Cannonball Run. :(
- Fri, 16:38: Who is buying me a drink tonight?
- Fri, 21:06: Something tells me I am not the sort of person that Tinder ladies are looking for.
- Sat, 07:48: RT @andrewkucz: Won 34 mil in the March 1st Powerball ! Giving $1,000 to everyone who retweets this http://t.co/BK5ZAz6uDw
- Sat, 09:53: Great, I just fell into the Toynbee Tile black hole because of FB and remembering seeing one in KC a thousand years ago.
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…
Mon, 08:10: RT @ nachosarah: heads up if you voted for trump in the first election but not the second I still fucking hate you Mon, 08:14:…