- Thu, 18:45: Why is @SarahPalinUSA spending any time checking out @BarackObama's jeans? Tea Party folk are creepers. #tcot #GovernorPervert
- Thu, 19:01: Sorry Massachusetts perverts, the spy camera you ordered to use for secret upskirt shots is going to lead you to jail time. Thank goodness.
- Thu, 19:41: "Why We Did It" from @maddow is just going to be an hour of her chanting "Dick Cheney is an asshole".
- Thu, 20:25: Fine, @maddow fleshes out why Cheney is a steaming pile of shit but that's pretty much the theme of her documentary.
- Fri, 07:00: Every morning I try to push my glasses back at least four times before I finally find them and put them on.
- Fri, 09:18: I spent the entire Wanton Destruction episode of @AudioSpackle with RATM tracks in my head. Now I want to smash things.
- Fri, 09:37: RT @StevenTDennis: ICYMI: Women voted 17-3 for Gillibrand's military sexual assault bill. Men voted 42-38 against http://t.co/Rqcv0aRxRD
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…