- Thu, 18:45: Why is @SarahPalinUSA spending any time checking out @BarackObama's jeans? Tea Party folk are creepers. #tcot #GovernorPervert
- Thu, 19:01: Sorry Massachusetts perverts, the spy camera you ordered to use for secret upskirt shots is going to lead you to jail time. Thank goodness.
- Thu, 19:41: "Why We Did It" from @maddow is just going to be an hour of her chanting "Dick Cheney is an asshole".
- Thu, 20:25: Fine, @maddow fleshes out why Cheney is a steaming pile of shit but that's pretty much the theme of her documentary.
- Fri, 07:00: Every morning I try to push my glasses back at least four times before I finally find them and put them on.
- Fri, 09:18: I spent the entire Wanton Destruction episode of @AudioSpackle with RATM tracks in my head. Now I want to smash things.
- Fri, 09:37: RT @StevenTDennis: ICYMI: Women voted 17-3 for Gillibrand's military sexual assault bill. Men voted 42-38 against http://t.co/Rqcv0aRxRD
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…