My tweets

Tue, 12:13: Are you shopping at Amazon because Walmart is too evil? Hahahahaha, tool! http://t.co/6BevUpFEZV
Tue, 17:43: RT @LOLGOP: The GOP seems obsessed that people may pretend to be gay or poor the way some Republicans pretend to be Christians. http://t.co…
Tue, 17:44: RT @SaraJBenincasa: A @buzzfeed quiz called "How unhappy are you?" and the only answer is Morrissey.
Tue, 17:46: RT @LOLGOP: Republicans who are planning on giving up rape comments for Lent, you can use Paul Ryan's trick of referring to "methods of con…
Tue, 18:13: I've just been informed that "Hope you get syphilis!" is not the same as telling someone to "Break a leg". Oops lollercoasters.
Tue, 19:39: Catching @colinpdempsey as one half of Supersmall at Pianos in NYC. http://t.co/0DiF9pCQEf
Tue, 20:29: Catching my favorite indie rock band in NYC, @supersmallmusic http://t.co/iUymL9kQjm
Tue, 23:08: Neighbors went from loud boring sex to fighting about sex to fighting to now quietly singing show tunes. Can we go back to boring sex? Plz?
Wed, 11:05: RT @ShawnMusgrave: NYPD doubles down: rejects *freedom of information* request for FREEDOM OF INFORMATION manual http://t.co/UmqLLmJRsZ htt…