- Sun, 13:31: Lessons learned while watching District 9: don't pick at it, you'll only make it worse.
- Sun, 15:06: I'm rode a G train. Something has obviously gone awry in my life.
- Sun, 17:49: You kids sure are excited about weird homeless guys that live in garbage cans. #Oscars
- Sun, 18:10: Shout out to Oscar Madison, everyone's favorite Oscar who doesn't live in garbage unless you're a jerk are you a jerk you jerk?!?! #Oscars
- Sun, 18:11: RT @joshgondelman: Jared Leto is three months from going full-on James Franco.
- Sun, 18:12: What are Ukrainians wearing tonight? #Oscars
- Sun, 18:28: Classic Oscar moment with Tony Danza! #Oscars http://t.co/qPpNsN2QfX
- Sun, 18:52: Remember this classic Oscar moment with Betty White? Hilarious! #Oscars #Oscars2014 http://t.co/q9lUCjYisk
- Sun, 20:18: Sandra bullock looks gr....oh, that's Sally Field. #Oscars2014 #Ocsars
- Sun, 21:43: Did Ellen get elected to Pope? #Oscar2014 #Ocsars
- Sun, 22:09: Did Travolta scalp Joey Fatone for that hairpiece? #Oscar2014 #Oscars
- Mon, 06:10: Congrats to everyone on their useless golden idols...has Russia bulldozed Ukraine yet?
