- Fri, 15:45: It's time for my annual revisit of Les Claypool's cover of Pink Floyd Animals album. #nomusictaste
- Fri, 18:46: I'm just going to have to accept that I will never have a valid reason to beat someone with my cane. :(
- Fri, 21:51: A thousand times yes. #CAH #HouseOfCards #Freddy http://t.co/SlLxIsa86C
- Sat, 06:59: Dear brain: do not startle me awake at 7:30 on a Saturday with fear I'm late for work. Ugggggggggggh.
- Sat, 08:32: Sometimes I read "debates" on Facebook and consider sticking my head in the oven instead.
Wed, 16:21: RT @ carriegravenson: Today was the day Trump becomes “Florida Man”. Wed, 16:26: Bloviating pile of turds doesn't seem to…
Tue, 12:33: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Congratulations to Donald Trump on staring directly at a solar eclipse and having that somehow be the least…
Tue, 05:55: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: Here’s hoping we never have a president who makes people talk about Trump the way Trump made people talk about…