- Fri, 15:45: It's time for my annual revisit of Les Claypool's cover of Pink Floyd Animals album. #nomusictaste
- Fri, 18:46: I'm just going to have to accept that I will never have a valid reason to beat someone with my cane. :(
- Fri, 21:51: A thousand times yes. #CAH #HouseOfCards #Freddy http://t.co/SlLxIsa86C
- Sat, 06:59: Dear brain: do not startle me awake at 7:30 on a Saturday with fear I'm late for work. Ugggggggggggh.
- Sat, 08:32: Sometimes I read "debates" on Facebook and consider sticking my head in the oven instead.
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