- Mon, 12:44: Kansas State Senate decides their GOP overlords are more important than the idiots who elected them. http://t.co/XRLB6bkTZG
- Mon, 16:15: If you want to get beat up a lot, I know just the gym... http://t.co/j4hsCoWEp9
- Mon, 19:19: Making movies at Kauffman Studios. http://t.co/It4nSZ08rp
- Mon, 20:19: I'm glad that no one I know is watching True Detective who might spoil it for me. I've got antlers to strap to the person who does.
- Mon, 20:20: RT @MaraWritesStuff: I'm thankful every day my parents never tried to be my friends.
- Tue, 06:49: If you were surprised to see it snowing this morning, you clearly haven't gotten the message yet. WINTER WILL NEVER END.
- Tue, 07:34: Standing on the crowded platform with your oversized umbrella open to block the snowfall? I hope you get bedbugs.
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…
Wed, 13:02: RT @ hellolanemoore: I just want you to know that because of how supportive you've all been so far, i've started emailing…