- Thu, 12:51: RT @lizzwinstead: So if I am drunk at a bar and I rob another drunk, are they as much to blame because we were both drunk?
- Thu, 13:13: RT @Buck65: Will you be mine? http://t.co/3rTj0djoHF
- Thu, 13:59: I plan to spend Valentine's Day the way God intended: watching the new season of House Of Cards until I pass out in my underwear.
- Thu, 18:15: RT @thewayoftheid: So THIS is happening tomorrow, in addition to the #HouseOfCards S2 premiere. Best. VDay. Ever. http://t.co/wJwDGQXn2a
- Fri, 08:55: RT @thekateblack: Coupled people, if you're about to say something uplifting to a single person, don't. #ValentinesDay
- Fri, 09:42: Is it weird that every woman I seriously dated got married to the next guy she dated?
- Fri, 11:18: RT @SarahThyre: No. 1 Favorite Valentine of All Time http://t.co/DN1km0kGLn
- Fri, 11:59: Can someone explain to Tom Perkins how to stfu? First the 1% holocaust and now claiming poor people shouldn't have voting rights? Douche.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…