- Sun, 12:39: RT @carriegravenson: What did I miss? Philip Seymour Hoffman saw his shadow?
- Sun, 17:35: My Donnie Darko "they need to go for a safety" reference finally paid off. Thanks Denver!
- Sun, 17:36: RT @DarrenFranich: Joe Namath killed a Tauntaun, made himself a coat.
- Sun, 18:32: If you bet that the Seahawks would be ahead 15-0, you have a gambling problem. 1-800-BETSOFF
- Sun, 19:13: I can't believe Menudo reunited for sportsball.
- Sun, 19:20: RT @julieklausner: THIS ZUMBA CLASS IS WEIRD
- Sun, 19:25: Little known fact about Anthony Kiedis: he can only wear a shirt for 12 minutes a day or his skin bursts into flame.
- Sun, 19:35: RT @curlycomedy: Camera two: cut to Peyton http://t.co/FdRarKBKp2
- Sun, 19:55: RT @TroyBynum: Fact: Tim Tebow is having a better #SuperBowl than Peyton Manning.
- Sun, 19:59: RT @GeorgeGSmithJr: Fred Armisan and Bruce Willis make a great gay couple #SameLove
- Sun, 20:01: RT @BillyDomineau: Budweiser - The official beer of your PTSD. #SB48 #SuperBowl
- Sun, 20:01: RT @SaraJBenincasa: You can also drink Budweiser to deal with PTSD, right? Cool. I love war machine commercials!
- Sun, 20:06: "Nothing is more American than America" is the most brilliant ad copy ever written.
- Sun, 20:19: I look forward to Rachel Maddow telling us how Chris Christie had this game rigged.
- Sun, 20:56: RT @carriegravenson: Why did they just dump Gatorade on Richard Gere?
- Sun, 20:58: Don't worry, John Elway is still taking the Broncos out for ice cream after the game.
- Sun, 21:00: RT @Pornhub: Don't try uploading the Game to Pornhub because we don't allow rape.
- Mon, 08:34: Nothing says fun like riding two trains two Jersey City except then taking three trains right back to Astoria.
- Mon, 08:37: 40 high schoolers just boarded this N train. I hope we derail and burn to death.
