- Fri, 12:22: Only the most excellent people run for office in the Republican party. http://t.co/6zLGLKDP21
- Sat, 00:04: I saw faux Jessi Spano's boobs tonight. Then Slater tried to bone Zack for the 843rd time. So typical Friday night.
- Sat, 08:46: 24 hour news is great. I know so much about Bieber, Huckabee & libido and Bridgegate without ever hearing about the bombings in _____.
- Sat, 09:32: RT @LOLGOP: George W. Bush gave the richest almost a trillion in tax breaks that created no jobs. But Michelle Obama had a birthday party.
- Sat, 09:32: RT @lizzwinstead: "The State of my Libido is strong" #StateOfTheGOP #Nerdland
- Sat, 09:35: Since when are we calling government assistance of any sort "Uncle Sugar"? Is that Huckabee's "Carlos Danger" persona?
- Sat, 09:38: RT @erinjudge: Republican women, can you please stop demurely hiding your pill pack from your boyfriends and husbands?
- Sat, 11:23: Celebrating A Day Without Pants suddenly took a turn when I discovered that I am low on groceries.
Sat, 04:17: RT @ smartstatistic: I would love to have been unburdened with issues of race as an 8 year old but I was too busy having white kids…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…