- Tue, 16:46: RT @assholeofday: #AssholeOfTheDay Martha MacCallum, for not caring that minorities get jailed more than whites http://t.co/1rRspOK00q http…
- Tue, 19:09: Remember my taun taun from the last snow? I had to slice him open on the way home tonight. They smell better when cooked in butter.
- Tue, 20:21: Congratulations 34 year old nerds, you get your Full House reunion. http://t.co/uHW7GB2b1m
- Wed, 07:46: RT @lizzwinstead: Hobby Lobby happily makes a profit selling markers/ tagboard to people who make signs like this: vis @dsc250 http://t.co/…
- Wed, 08:02: I watched 3 different people eat it on the sidewalk from the comfort of my warm apartment. Work from home day, ENGAGE!
- Wed, 10:30: What are you doing next Tuesday? Wrong answer! You'll be here! http://t.co/oZCvBPvuyK
Fri, 12:42: Nothing says "fun" like waiting 90+ minutes with a long line of grouchy New Jersey residents to get a shot in the arm. Eventually I…
Fri, 09:38: Getting that sweet sweet covid vaccine today! Never have I been so happy about getting stabbed.
Wed, 03:58: RT @ TinySnekComics: 🤔 https://t.co/l6qBC022Rn